Twelve Days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my outreach gave to me...

Twelve “barely eat meats,”

Eleven “local farmers,”

Ten “raise my owns,”

Nine “once-a-monthers,”

Eight “only cheeses,”

Seven “no red meats,”

Six “cutting backs,”

Five...“ve-ge-tarians...”

Four “don’t mistreat thems,”

Three “kill ’em quicks,”

Two “they’ll die somedays,”

And a “we eat them, or they will eat us.”